Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Neil Boortz and Bill O’Reilly are the number one thru four assholes in America (in no particular order).  Boortz is such an asshole that his name comes up as misspelled on MS Word.  I listen to these 4 whenever I can stand to.  The misshaped words of these kinds of men fuel the divide in the United States and as an American it sickens me. 

So Rush lost eighty-some-odd pounds and he actually looks like a person again.  I can only assume that he was tired of not seeing his dick without the assistance of a mirror.  I think it is great that he is starving himself.  This true American dickhead has said some things recently that make me shutter.  He actually said the he believes the President hates the United States.  To listen to this master of demagogues without becoming nauseated is almost impossible.  All of these enlightening ideas from a prescription drug abuser and a borderline racist.  No shit he doesn’t want government healthcare, no more OxyContin for him especially from a black man.  Remember, “Donovan McNabb is carried by his defense and doesn’t deserve any credit for the team’s success; the media needs a successful black quarterback”? Well now I guess that they need a successful black president and it sickened his fat ass so bad that he’s become anorexic, who thought it was just for teenage girls? 

Glen Beck…  Schmuck.  He recently wrote a book called Arguing with Idiots.  The idea behind this book is that you can defeat a “liberal” with facts that he fills his book with so you don’t even have to think about being closed minded.  And just to help you not look like a fucking mental midget he put footnotes in it so it will seem like you actually read something and formed your own opinion rather than regurgitate his rhetorical bullshit.  The best part of this is that the unemployed assholes that sit around listening to this douche mouth will run out and spend money that they don’t have to buy this wonderful book.  Then in the master stroke of genius they will begin argue the philosophies of the greedy cock suckers that laid them off and sent their job to Malaysia, India or Pakistan.      

Neil Boortz isn’t really worth mentioning at all but I listen to his radio show on my way home from work.  In all of the hours that I have invested in listening to this self righteous shit stain I have gained nothing.  Fuck this guy and his principles.

Bill motherfucking O’Reilly is my favorite TV personality on FOX News.  I enjoy watching him ask people questions and then talk over them when their answer is not the right wing agenda he works so hard to push.   The funny part of his interviews is that his show, The Factor, obviously schedule guests that they believe to be the shittiest possible person to argue their point.  O’Reilly’s overbearing blathering must have been the catalyst for Andrea Mackris’ allegations of sexual harassment.  I can just imagine him trying to solicit her for a BJ and she says no so he proceeds to yell over her “just suck my dick!  Just say you want to suck me off!”  Yeah, yeah, yeah he proclaims his innocents, but innocent men don’t give lying bitches 2 million dollars. 

I hate these tools.     

Karl is on Twitter at www.twitter.com/karl325.  The hiatus is almost over, more to come very soon.